拒绝水贴~~之 English Joke

为了改变我一发就被锁的命运~
决定把我这几天在网上找的英语笑话发出来给大家笑笑~
呵呵~
1 One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

......walk past......
偶是英盲的说...估计还要去查字典...

三个愿望  在 2005-11-23 05:45 PM 发表:

......walk past......
偶是英盲的说...估计还要去查字典...

呵呵~  那得加油啊~  我也在学习呢~

2 Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?

3 "Whenever something goes wrong, I just push this little Reset button and restart. I wish my whole life was like that!"

4 Bush got something wrong with his brain. After medical examination, doctor tells him:
Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right.
Your left brain has nothing right,
Your right brain has nothing left.

4During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent."How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.
"Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."

[ Last edited by 哈哈大将~ on 2005-11-24 at 10:51 AM ]

哈哈大将~  在 2005-11-23 06:28 PM 发表:

4 Bush got something wrong with his brain. After medical examination, doctor tells him:
Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right.
Your left brain has nothing right,
Your right ...

this 1 is funny :ha:

de others feel weird & old

[ Last edited by NZZ on 2005-11-23 at 06:37 PM ]

呵呵~ 老大有什么好的也拿来瞅瞅啊~
我的头像怎么了？  yahoo的相册的网址不能用嘛？

51.        For 27 years, Mr. Jones had arrived at work at 9 a.m. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when 9 a.m. passed without Mr. Jones' arrival, it caused a bit of a sensation. Work stopped, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and mumbling to himself, came out into the commons area. Finally, Jones showed up at 10:15 a.m. His clothes were rumpled and torn, his face scratched and bruised, and his glasses frames twisted, one lens broken. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I\'m sorry. I couldn’t\'t help it. I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself. “And the boss asked, "It took you an hour and 15 minutes to roll down two flights of stairs?

[ Last edited by 哈哈大将~ on 2005-11-23 at 06:37 PM ]

NZZ  在 2005-11-23 06:33 PM 发表:

de others feel weird & old

呵呵~  主要是抛砖引玉~

你继续水吧 偶脑子里8怎么装笑话滴

哈哈大将~  在 2005-11-23 18:28 发表:

4 Bush got something wrong with his brain. After medical examination, doctor tells him:
Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right.
Your left brain has nothing right,
Your right ...

a funny policy joke

偶看不懂强烈希望加上翻译

晕哦`~~~说的全看不懂哦~~~真晕~~~~

完完全全的没看懂....

能读~~但是读不连贯~~~就别说翻译出来了~!

其实都是比较简单的啊~ 只要耐下心来慢慢读就可以体会到其中的幽默
说到翻译~ 我是翻不好的，传达不出那种意思来 呵呵~
国语水平太低，汗...........

7 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
  Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
  Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。