拒绝水贴~~之 English Joke

8 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
  "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
  现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more
  you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
  学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着

9 We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And
  behind her stands his wife.
10 When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keepher.
   如果有人抢走了你的妻子，那对他最好的报复就是让他拥有她。

11 A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment.
"What happened? " asked the doctor."Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV," began the man."She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron."The doctor nodded, "But what happened to the other ear?""Well, no sooner had I hung up," said the man, "when the same guy called again."

蔷薇泡沫  在 2005-11-23 07:49 PM 发表:

能读~~但是读不连贯~~~就别说翻译出来了~!

我也是不大读的通顺，都是边读边查字典的，不过等因为知道了一个单词的意思而明白
这个笑话之所以成为笑话时候的会心一笑，这才是我所追求的，呵呵~

12 Once a Pope and a lawyer died and went to heaven. God came and said,
"Follow me and I will give you your rooms." So they both followed.　
First God gave the Pope his room; it was very small with a small bed and a small
desk. "Thank you, thank you my lord," said The Pope.
Then God gave the lawyer his room; it  was big room with a big bed and a big deck with a
pool and a pretty woman.　
"Mr. God, why are you giving this room to me and the other one to The Pope?" the lawyer
asked.　
"Well, we get popes by the dozens, but you're our first lawyer."

13 Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of 'Nikes' from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look on his face exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to outrun it, I just have to run faster than you."

14 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

my English no good
so sorry
you sai I don't know
哈哈!~!~!

哈哈大将~  在 2005-11-23 18:28 发表:

4 Bush got something wrong with his brain. After medical examination, doctor tells him:
Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right.
Your left brain has nothing right,
Your right ...

This one is funny.

哈哈大将~  在 2005-11-24 11:04 发表:

13 Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of 'Nikes' from his bag and starts to put them  ...

This one is OK. But it looks like an advertisement of Nike.

哈哈大将~  在 2005-11-24 11:05 发表:

14 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Yes, that is right! Things are alway like that!

哈哈大将~  在 2005-11-24 10:40 AM 发表:

7 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
  Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  Love the neighbor. But don‘ ...

you'd better translate in the back. 我理解的都是字面意思，看不出好笑的地方来。谢谢！我也可以接机学一学英语。

不知道你再说什么

saiwyf  在 2005-11-24 11:26 AM 发表:

This one is OK. But it looks like an advertisement of Nike.

我也是这样想的，哈哈~
你看样子英语猛牛啊
能不能给我介绍点经验，我正在学呢`

强烈支持国语！！！